Ek Baar Santa Ki Tang Ki Haddi Tut Gayi Vo Aspatal Gaya To Vahan Usane Dekha Ki Ek Aadmi Ki Donon Tagon Ki Haddiyan Tuti Hui Thi Use Dekh Santa Bola "Are Aap Ki Kya Do Biviyan Hain"
Santa: Meri Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna! Jindagi Men Kuchh Mile N Mile Ek Chij Hamesha Hak Se Maang Lena! Banta: Woh Kya? Santa: Panipuri Khane Ke Baad Sukhi Puri!
Ek Din Santa Librian Se "Mujhe Aatmahatya Karni Hai Kya Aap Mujhe Aatmahatya Par Koi Achi Si Buk De Sakte Ho!" Librian: Nahin Bilkul Nahin De Sakta Kyonki Mujhe Pata Hai Aap Mujhe Vo Vapas Nahin Denge!
Santa: Yaar Tune Apni Gadi Se Viper Cu Hata Diya? Banta: Meri Bivi Hamesha Galat Parking Karti Hai! Is Karan Uske Buhat Challan Hote Hain! Maine Is Ka Jada Se Hi Nas Kar Diya!
Banta: Soch Raha Hu Ki Amerika Ghum Aaun Kitne Paise Lagenge? Santa: Kuchh Bhi Nahin! Banta: Kya Matlab? Santa: Sochane Ke Liye Paise Thodi Lagte Hain!